sometimes i would show my little brother a picture of some girl & ask him if he thinks they are pretty . usually he just says yes, no, or okay then goes back to whatever he was doing before . but when i showed him a picture of this girl stephanie . . it was like this - me: "do you think this girl is pretty ?" -turns the laptop so he can see the picture- him: *makes a disgusted face & starts to make a sound like a fake cry* "ehhh ehh !" lmaooooo . i died laughing . but maybe it was because she looks like a pterodactyl .
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.
“I was in shock of everything. I wasn’t shocked about him getting shot. ‘Pac is a strong dude, yo. He’s real strong, so when he got shot I was just like, ‘Again?’ You know, he’s always getting shot or shot at, he gonna pull through, make a few records and it’s going to be over. But when he died it took me by surprise. Even though we were going through our drama I would never wish death on nobody. ‘Cause there ain’t no coming back from that”—On the death of 2pac (via fuckyeahnotoriousbig)
So i’m about to go eat lunch with the maid . . jus me & her . AWKWARDDDDD .
since all my family is at my brothers school right now lol .
okay so i didn’t eat with her lol . so i go downstairs and i see the table set for one lol . it was kinda cute actually . . it’s like in those movies when the rich lonely person is eating at a big table all by themselves .